“These girls don’t know about Pangaea!” So let the Gwach drop some knowledge on the league.

Chris: “When you walk around this world, and you tell everybody that you’re sexy, the only way that you get to stay sexy is to be sexy. WOOOOOO!”

Phil: “Magpie, the only reason you were SBL champion for a year, is because I didn’t want to work Saturdays.”

Aaron: “You sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16…Aaron 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!”

Jesus: “As far as I’m concerned, all this crap on the field represents the fans out here. For two years, brother, for two years, I held my head high… I did everything for the charities… I did everything for the kids… and the reception I got when I came out here… you fans can stick it, brother, because if it wasn’t for the fun team, you people wouldn’t be here.”

Who’s your daddy, Gwacheon? It’s the OG Gwachcast crew. It’s true. It’s damn true!